Lyrics

(Stuff for free, love stuff for free)
Got my true size, got my orange pants
(Laugh at me, don't laugh at me)
At Brooks Brothers
I snagged these orange pants
(Eighty percent off Clearance Rack)
A hundred bucks is down to $20
Now take $20 more off with this coupon please....
'Cause I like to shop
for shit that's FREE !!!

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of "Orange Crush" by R.E.M.
Inspired by the "Orange Pants" story, Old Guy Radio, 8/14/17