Lyrics

Did you know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?!

Kvetch! Kvetch! Kvetch!
Just recall how he tells us those awful stories
The things that he says to those sales clerks are not very nice
But then, you didn’t think he’d buy a sweater at full price

Kvetch! (oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo )
Kvetch! (oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo )
Kvetch!

You should hear how moans in inclement weather
Or read the prescriptions he gets when preparing for flights
And once he fumed at the lady protecting her bicycle lest it get wet!

Kvetch! (oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo )
Kvetch! (oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo )

Newspapers, no longer will employ him
Newspapers, no longer will employ him
Newspapers, won’t pay him

Ow!


Parody of "Jet!" by Wings