Lyrics

Oh one last schvitz
Hey buddy, one last schvitz
You know you’ll be remiss
if you don’t stay for this
What’s not to love?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, let’s take one last schvitz
Oh, one more time,
Yeah, buddy, one more time,
It really is sublime,
Oh buddy, so sublime!
What’s not to love?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, let’s take one last schvitz

We can just sit and chat, yes, we can chew the fat,
Smokin’ pipes while we kibbitz
hey, would you look at that, I’m like a soaking wet acrobat
I can do the splits!

Oh one last schvitz
Oh, buddy, one last schvitz
It never felt like this,
No, buddy, not like this,
What’s not to love?
Stay for one more schvitz!

A parody of Conrad Birdie, "One Last Kiss"