Lyrics

Mr. Tony’s Neighborhood

I bought every house in my neighborhood
Then I kicked out all my neighbors
Went to each house
And said, get the **** out

No cross country skiers cruising down the boulevard
No one putting their trash in my back yard

I know that I can only live in just one
But I thought that maybe my only son
Could share a fence
with his parents
Michael, won’t you be my neighbor?

A parody of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood