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Who knows what the week's stories may bring? Yes, we all know.


Help! I’ve lost my car keys
Help! Have you seen my car keys??
Help! I’ve got a new golf bag
Help!

When I turn on the tube I find I’m quite dismayed
It’s quite impossible to find the Wizards’ game
So I’ll call up the Post and ask some Cliffie guy
I guess you’re right, it might be time to head to Ingleside

Representative where did you go!?
I don’t want some offshore guy to take my code!!
Wifi can I get you on my phone?!
Won't you please, please help me?

Can't remember what this one was called....