Lyrics

Kjerstin and I have this very important message to share. We were stunned and saddened, recently, to learn the truth: apparently some people are still paying retail for diamonds. We just want to pass this warning along in the hopes of helping others.

"Love Song"

Hey are we sponsored
I can tell that there’ll be mailbag in a while
It’s almost the closing of this stinking show

Sandwiches free From Bagel Citi
So you got that goin’ for you
They’re open each day in the heart of Rockville

You’re driving? We’ve got that
Jim Coleman has a huge lot
I like windows, but the sponsor we wait for

I’m not paying retail for diamonds
‘cause nobody does
so why should you, you see

I’m not paying retail for diamonds
`cause I’m happy with buying from Mervis
And they buy direct

Because retail, nobody pays
If all you have is retail I’ma find another dealer, cuz retail I’m not gonna pay, . . . no way, yea


After "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles