Lyrics

Life is a mystery, but you need not be alone.
Just place a call to Chris at the Washington Post.
When you can't find the game, just dial up the Post.
Or looking for a road, just gotta call The Post!
Will this rain subside? Or can I squeeze in 9?
Just call The Post, that's where they help the most!
Hey Chris, it's me. Where are the cheapest noodles? (fade)

*A parody of Like A Prayer by Madonna