Lyrics

"Come Home to Chatter" - maybe Satchmo will ask you awkward questions too!

Lyrics:
My day’s been long.
And tonight, ain’t cooking on my own.
Found a place I could unwind in Friendship Heights - “Come Home”
Just when I let myself go
in walks a bald orange guy.
Says “I’m not a pervert, but how are the fries?”
...sometimes everything is wrong (fade)

*A parody of "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M.