Lyrics

I saw the Moon at 5 o’clock
When I walked my dawg around the block
But the next day it was somewhere else
I just don’t get astronomy.

Satellite is gone,
‘t the hell is going on?
I should call Wilbon.
Satellite is…

Our Satellite’s not so far away
It orbits the Earth in 28 days
It’s only ‘round for a little while
It don’t live in NW D.C.

Satellite is gone,
This jingle’s way too long.
The Moon is sneaky fast.
Satellite is…

It hurts my brain, I’ll just complain
To Michael, Gary, and Jeanne.
But there’s no hope, I’m such a dope,
To Michael, Gary, and Jeanne.

See Grandpa, the Moon is hauling ass around the Earth at over 2000 miles an hour, which means that when you look at where it is now, it’s 50000 miles from where it was a day ago. Everything’s constantly moving, even when you’re standing still. Speaking of moving, how soon will be podcasting from Ingleside, telling the Nurses that Bernie Sanders literally has his hand in your pocket and complaining that the Moon is missing. It was right outside the solarium window yesterday, and now it’s gone. Where are my keys??? Someday call me an Uber! No, Bootsie! You can’t borrow my clubs! Michael! Tom Brady was amazing, have I told you that? It’s bedtime. Get these people out of my house! La Cheeserie!!!