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Have I mentioned that Joe is a The Man? Thanks also to Michael for posting his vacation photos on his Twitter feed, inspiring the following...

It's Tony’s Summer Vacation
since he left radio,
Playing golf with Michael,
But where, oh where to go.
Too scared to fly to Scotland,
He’s burning gasoline,
Driving ‘round Wisconsin,
Shootin’ 116.

Shootin’ 116
In his sky-blue shorts,
He doesn’t have a handicap,
He’s on life support.
If you thought that the show stinks,
Just watch him on the green,
Cursing like Arch Campbell,
Shootin’ 116.

They went to a tasting
At a distillery,
Tony got so hammered,
He yelled “La Cheeserie!”
Even with Mike Wilbon,
He couldn’t hit it clean,
Schleppin’ ‘round Wisconsin,
Shootin’ 116.

He cut the grass in Kenosha,
Sliced cheese in Green Bay,
Wouldn’t go to Minnesota
To get beat by KJ.
It’s the water in Madison,
He lost his balls in Racine,
Tony’s Summer Vacation,
Shootin’ 116.