Lyrics

Neil sent this to me BEFORE the afteroon events, so I had to make a few changes......

"UNDER THE WEATHER"

I'd rather not be pitching in this big game
'Cause I got the sniffles, my nose needs a drain
Dusty called my name, I know my story's lame
I'm sorry but I'm under the weather....
I don't care 'bout the paycheck that I agreed
'Cause my whole contract is guaranteed....
Cold temps hurt my game
That's my claim to fame
Hey Dusty, I'm under the weather

Yes I'm under the weather so you will have to make due without me today....
Listen Dusty can'tcha see I gotta get back to D.C. once more,
NO MOLD , yeah!
Maybe I can find a way to pitch this game....
Either way the fans will have me to blame!
If I miss this start, they'll tear me apart
I'm pitching, but I'm under the weather

Parody of THE LETTER by The Box Tops
Lyrics by Neil In Rockville & Joe Aro
Vocals by Joe Aro