Lyrics

Well I watched the sunday football game on TV
And I saw a polarizing controversy
And I thought about equality, and the troops out in the field that fight
But, if you're thinkin' about joining the army keep your eye out for hermaphrodites

They have two sets of reproductive parts
And I guess that makes them bad security guards
Maybe they can’t shoot a gun because they can’t find any pants that fit right
It’s so hard to build a battle plan when dealing with hermaphrodites