Liz On The Beat

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A parody of a song by Bruce Springsteen.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 11/02/2015  Released: 11/03/2015  First aired: 11/03/2015

Lyrics

My favorite Bruce tune, for Liz.......


Liz Clarke she knows her Nascar
she wrote a book man that's no joke
she's covered many sports stars
some have shined and some have choked
17 years workin' Post bylines
lovin' Bruce, and havin' a real good time....
I like to hear what she thinks, about my favorite football team
I hope she likes this jingle, the words came to me in a dream
and Monday when the Orange Man talks Skins
I've already got Tuesday on my mind
Put that work aside, Turn on Mister Tone,
Oh yeah, Liz Clarke is on the show!
Well she's on the Skins beat oh oh oh oh oh
Liz Clarke is talkin' Redskins football talk
this week we'll prob'ly get beat oh no no no no
next Monday we'll hear the old man squawk
Liz is on the Skins beat, Liz is on the Skins beat!! Oh yeah, yeah-eah-eah.....

By Joe Aro
Parody of "OUT IN THE STREET" by THE BOSS

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Nothin' quite like making Liz's day, eh?
    3280 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    man did you make Liz's day, Joe! well done, sir.
    3289 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Very cool man. I really hope the run of Bruce jingles for Liz on Tuesday continues the whole season long. Great callback on the lyrics in a dream line too.
    3289 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Even Aldridge laughed! I'll chip in so we can buy Liz an old fashioned answering machine. Great work.
    3289 days ago.