Lyrics

I can't stand to fly
I can't wait to leave
Free parking let me find
A sash let me receive
I'm old and I'm bald, for free stuff I'll beg
I've been known to shout "That's It, I'm Boilin' Eggs"
Yes THIS SHOW STINKS!. La Cheeserie !
I hate moosecans in line
posers on their skis
soccer freaks can die
their license plates I hate to see
Yes I am disturbed, I'm sure you'll agree
Even my dog thinks that I'm the sheep
Monkees were chimps
yes this I believe
even John Wall now can laugh at me
'Cause THIS SHOW STINKS!. La Cheeserie
Way up on that bridge, I get so scared
But hey what's new? Yes and I still hate Raju
No I'm not changing....
For anything

By Joe Aro
Parody of "Superman" by FIVE FOR FIGHTING