Lyrics

Have you seen the Orchid’s right arm, dangling in the dirt?
This time of year after three good innings, Stephen winds up hurt.
A reliever he’ll insert, but Dusty says it’s a precaution…..

Have you seen The Orchid pitching, when the air is cold?
Or when it’s 95 and humid, he loses all control.
Then he starts to fold, and in comes the bullpen….

And in that pen they’ve taken a whacking
But now they have 2 fresh arms to call….
Scherzer would pitch with his elbow cracking.
Conditioning is what Strasburg’s lacking !!!

By Joe Aro
Parody of “PIGGIES” by THE BEATLES