Lyrics

I can't wait to listen to this podcast
to all the mailbag singers, take a bow
I know it seems we've heard them all before
after hearing all the jinglers
on Mister Tony's show, for seven years now

We'll probably hear a song about a drive-thru
or one about the Hall or Wall of Fame
or how the Old Man hates the Bay Bridge,
and loves to eat a Subway sandwich
or how he's boiling eggs during the game

Kj, Brad or John Fitzpatrick
Robert Berg is just fantastic
and Negrelli writes 'em better than I do
and Jason Fuse please un-retire
'cause your skills I so admire
and Hampton well I never really liked you....

Oh Ton'
If this segment ends, I'll be fine
but you'll be breaking more hearts than mine.....

We love it when you ask a million questions
to Buster about how he milks his cows
Memories of high school friends
The snow, the rain and golf weekends
and when it comes to home repairs
you don't know how....

So when the alcohol has kicked in
just turn on some Steve Lipton
Sean Morrissey or Shad with a haiku
Luke and Dylan, Carroll Connelley
Cotter, Moffett and Olshansky
play piano just like Tony Beeson tried to ...

Oh Ton'
If the jingles stop, I'll be fine...
but you'll be breaking more hearts than mine

So while we're quarantining
I hope you get my meaning
your podcast and these jingles get us through
so keep on naming all the Rascals
drinkin' whiskey, paying phone bills
and Hampton yes you know I really like you....

Ohhh Ton'
if you end this thing, I'll be fine
but you'll be breaking more hearts than mine...
You'll be breaking more hearts than mine

Vocals: Mackenzie Aro (Mackie) and Joe Aro
Lyrics: Joe Aro
Parody of "More Hearts Than Mine" by Ingrid Andress