Lyrics

For the quintessential American sportswriter:

LYRICS:
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Ryan
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Ryan
Oh Bob Ryan, he’s the man
Bob Ryan
He’s a-writing and opining,
Always got us smiling,
Bob Ryan Bob Bob Bob Bob Ryan

Wanna know ‘bout the Pats,
what the food’s like in France,
Ask Bob Ryan, he’s always got a stance.
Ask Bob Ryan, Bob Ryan.
He’s a quintessential writer,
take him to your desert isle,
Bob Ryan Bob Bob Bob Bob Ryan.
He’s a-writing and opining,
Always got us smiling,
Bob Ryan Bob Bob Bob Bob Ryan

*A parody based on "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys