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Tony's boilin' rice down in the kitchen.
Chessie woke him up at 1am
with a whine that said, "Hey, can I mention
my imminent canine incontinence?"
"After days of eating all that plastic,
my colon's on the verge of spastic."

Chessie let a whimper out and Tony
knew they had to make it to the door.
Better than the dog on Wilbon's plane, that only
barked a single time, then soiled the floor.
Must get that doggy's tummy feeling better.
Since he doesn't have a pound of cheddar,
Tony's boilin' rice.