Lyrics

It’s almost time
For Tony’s annual goodbye
We never know if he’s coming back next Fall
We’ll all miss the whining
And how he wastes our time with stories
About golf & bocce ball

It must be hard working 2 hours every day
I guess that’s why he needs such a long break
We are all a part of TK's big family
But in truth, this break is probably something we all need

Around the world
We are the Littles
We are the ones who share our wedding dates and tootsie midges

Some people think we're faking, that we all live in DC
But there are Littles in Kabukistan and New Jersey

Soon he'll be running out of Triscuits and ice cream
And who do you think will bring sandwiches for free?

Wil- Wil-Wil- bon is not surprised, no!
That he's taking some time off
after all the NHL season is done!

We send in mail
We send in jingles
Some of us are great at writing jokes
but we’re not great singers (or rhymers apparently)
And we’re gonna tell you
who we sat next to on a plane
Or maybe what we paid for gas or cottage cheese (about a buck fifty!)

It's Tony's world
We all just listen (all 12 listeners!)
We are the ones who know there’s 50 ways to cook a chicken
He’s going on vacation
He’s off to the Browse About
What are the odds that he’ll be back? 50/50

Around the world
We are the Littles
We really hope that Tony’s coming back but he’s noncommittal…

A parody of USA for Africa, "We Are the World"