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Boiling eggs
Cuz the Nationals are in the dregs
For his job, Matt Williams better beg
Is this "Natitude"? I'm boiling eggs

Suddenly
Nothing Clippard does is suddenly
But now he's gone, and we can't hold a lead
I'm boiling eggs till we succeed

Do I
Put them in ice?
I don't know
She didn't say

Jeanne says
Remove them and then
For five minutes they
Will stay

Boiling Eggs
Robert Griffin's only got one leg
And now Kirk Cousins knocked him down a peg
I miss Shanahan. I'm boiling eggs

If you
Use vinegar
They'll be easier
To peel

I like
To stand in the kitchen
To eat
My meal

Boiling eggs
Barry Trotz should probably pound a keg
It's Game 7, so they'll lay an egg
Are you kidding me? I'm boiling eggs

That is it
I'm boiling eggs