Lyrics

Lyrics/Idea by Rob. I just happen to be able to sound sorta like Kim Carnes (or Joan Jett... or Ann Wilson with a cold) when my voice is shifted up an octave, so multiple jingles for this song were inevitable. Look for something similar from Ann Wilson or Joan Jett at some point. Yes, that's a threat.

She doesn’t follow sports
Her favorite carb is wine
She chews up aspirant beaus
Dating Wendy Rieger implies
You’d better keep her happy
Or you’ll pay a big price
She’ll smash your car windows
Dating Wendy Rieger implies

A couples therapist
Just to co-exist
All because her mom wouldn’t buy a Barbie wedding dress
She's high-maintenance, and she’s got lots of
Other options if you’re on the fence
It promises to be a bumpy ride, that’s what
Dating Rieger implies

Parody of Kim Carnes, "Bette Davis Eyes"