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Wake up, grab some breakfast cake
Turn on “Morning Joe,” it’s fake
So now my Intel Brief can begin, it’s “Fox & Friends”
I tweet collusion is a hoax!
Because Putin told me so!
We should focus on election mapps and wiretapps!

Yates is a liar! And Comey you’re fired!
Kim Jong seems to be a smart cookie
My aide starts to seize my tweet machine from me

Who knew
Being president could be so complicated?
And what’s wrong with
Giving Russia some juicy information?
And all I want is
No muslims, a wall, and it’s Obama’s fault
I’m president, and you’re not and really
Honestly, Hillary should be the one investigated

Oh and
Who knew health care could be so complicated?
And Comey’s gonna
Get it if he narcs cause I “taped” our conversations!
And all I want is
Tax breaks for the rich, and the chicks
Here are hags, there’s no one worth a grab and really
Honestly, the #FakeNews New York Times is failing!
Hashtag sad