Lyrics

I should take more time to improve this, but the impending snow storm is not waiting around and I need to prepare for the 0.5" expected in Atlanta that will create all kinds of havoc tomorrow. I wish I was joking, but that last part is likely to happen. Atlanta would never recover from what is about to hit D.C.

People get ready - cause the snow is coming
Kevin the weather magus, must be overjoyed
But all we need are Tony's paintings - to keep us warm we'll burn them
We don't need to be preppers - because of how much he hoards

People get ready - we're moving to his servant's quarters
Where we'll build a shelter, from his kids' old coats
All these weather soothsayers, should come with "Chance of Smug" warnings
Oh, have you seen The Revenant? Now just add more snow...

Parody of "People Get Ready" - Jeff Beck/Joss Stone version