Lyrics

Tony, the newly minted jet setter, always makes sure he gets what he paid for (and what he didn't!)

"Jet Airliner"

Playing golf, out on the road
A free shirt’s what I wore
Feel like Wilbon in these big ol' jet planes
Maybe next I’ll buy a few more homes
Well I love free stuff yeah I hate to pay
I’ll take a box of that and one for my son
I’ll promo your bar or your cafe
Get free stuff then I’ll be movin' on

Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Make sure others sit far away
I go First Class in that jet airliner
And for that I will even pay