Lyrics

(They played like doo-doo.....they played like doo-doo)
Philly is slippin slippin slippin
they're out of the playoffs!!
Fans tears are drippin drippin drippin
they think they've been ripped off!!

They're gonna cry like the Eagles (Works for me)
Die like the Eagles, collapsing legendarily!!
Nobody cries like an Eagle....in defeat....
Oh yeah, it's elimination!

That 10-1 start, it was just a dream.....
Sirianni, that coach has lost his team...
Baker Mayfield...has regained his self esteem...

Your season's at its conclusion..............
So go on, CRY LIKE AN EAGLE

By Joe Aro
A parody of the Steve Miller Band