The Future (Leonard Cohen)

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A parody of a song by Leonard Cohen.
Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 11/20/2016  Released: 11/21/2016  First aired: 12/05/2016

Lyrics

A little tribute to the great Leonard Cohen. Another 40 years and I'll have have that voice and half that mind. Until then I will write and sing a parody song for a podcast. A parody of "The Future"

Give him scotch and xanax pills
Michael on the Green Egg Grill
Or an easy chicken dish
From Blue Apron
Give him parking right up close
Mazza Gallerie handicap row
No West End flicks from Anne,
That’s an order
Don’t park that Volvo on his street
And Deliver his paper, toot sweet
Cause he wakes up with the
Raccoons and the opossums
Give em a podcast and SeatGeek read
Cause times running out on the TV screen
I’ve seen the future Tony,
It’s Pablo Torre…

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  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    So great Patrick.
    2885 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Agreed. The last line is so funny. I did laugh out loud.
    2886 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Podtime! Great writing and performing. Bravo!
    2891 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Toot sweet! The last line made me, what do the kids call it? Laugh Aloud. No,. Sumthin like that.
    2904 days ago.
  • Rob Newland in Mishawaka, IN
    I love this! It's a shame that all the jingles have to be shorter these days, or you could have done the line about "the Blizzard that was forecast by Kip Sheeman, and it's covered up the 2-0-0-1-5". Maybe for JingleFest in 3D.
    2905 days ago.