Lyrics

It's been a while since I wrote one of these, so I went 100% dumb and slightly dated. This is mainly based around the picture Michael tweeted, but from the perspective of the pony.

I'm just a yearling
A small equus ferus caballus
Need someone who knows how to ride
And is less than 6 foot 5

I don't know about that "kid"
He's got to be over 30 years
Owww! I think he's gonna break my back
Can't even canter, this man has gotta get off

You're a grown man, near 40
You can't ride me... I'm a pony!
The saddle is breaking
Come on man, get off me

I'm equine proletariat
14 hands... just a pony!
Yet your old man, is grinning,
Like I'm, Secretariat...

Based on "Pony" by Ginuwine