Dudes of Hazardous

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A parody of a song by Waylon Jennings.
Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 03/12/2015  Released: 03/12/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I'm a podcast listener, so I have no idea if they even mentioned this on the show yet... but I took a guess that it might come up at some point after another Secret Service scandal this week. Outlaw Country.

Lyrics:

Just some good ol' boys
Keeping POTUS from harm
Driving into barricades
Passed out in hallways
In the Netherlands

Not spottin' the drones
Not releasin' the hounds
"Hey that guy has a knife!"
"Should we let him in or keep him out?"

Guardin' the Prez
The only way they know how
We need them to do their job
So let's keep them around
(Yee Haw)

Guardin the Prez
The only way they know how
You don't really want their job
So what they do is allowed.

They're just some good ol' boys
Havin' their fun
Never lockin' White House doors
Or paying for their whores
In Columbia

Parody of "Good Ol' Boys" by Waylon Jennings (Dukes of Hazzard theme song)

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  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    Nice! Honestly, and I know every show says this, but TK's listeners are very sharp. I'd wager Mike & Mike jingles would be kinda disappointing. We'll never know about the Man Cave jingles, apparently.
    3348 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Thanks! Just heard the podcast, and Tony saying, "Who are these people?" while it was playing made me laugh. And a return "You had that" to Kj for calling it with 21:1 odds against.
    3349 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    21st time's the charm!
    3349 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    CHA-CHINGGGGG!!!!!!!
    3349 days ago.
  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    You had that. This is outstanding all the way to that last line! I'd be shocked if this didn't air.
    3350 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Pretty damn funny!!
    3352 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Not only is this excellent, but it offers trenchant analysis.
    3353 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    You were right that they covered this in OGR on today's show. I hope this one airs soon!
    3353 days ago.
  • Kyle H. in Stockton, CA
    Hilarious!
    3353 days ago.