Lyrics

Please come inside, a warm welcome for all
Except for you Raju, your picture is on the wall
Take a table near the front
and you can watch an old man die
if you’re here before 9

A bottle of blue, cheese you don't recognize
complemented with bowling alley fries
You’ll eat what Tony says you want
because it’s Tony restaurant

A parody of Billy Joel, "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant"