Lyrics

Okay, this isn't quite done yet. Waiting for Jason to add his magic dust. but it's Christmas! so i released it early.


Hey, there’s Michael on a Shetland Pony
Wearing a shit-eating grin is Tony
Look at that prick laughing at his kid now
It’s almost like his children are just column prompts
You’re a bad, dad, bad, dad, bad, dad
 
'Cause you make him feel
ashamed, red-faced, for your own entertainment
And why? And why?
You blame everything on being an only child
You’re a bad, dad, bad, dad, bad, dad