Coach Without A Neck

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A parody of a song by Billy Idol.
A Collaboration by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD & Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 05/04/2016 Released: 05/04/2016 First aired: 05/05/2016

Lyrics

Combination of a No-Neck coach and a crushing Game 4 Playoff Loss. I have a feeling there is more to come on this subject. Thanks to Kj for the backup help, on short notice!!

Game four to the 'Pens
Just one more defeat,
and the season ends...
Back to choking dogs
they do this every year
turn Princes into frogs
What's up Trotz Trotz Trotz?
or are you Burl Ives?
we're fighting for our lives
(Or Vladimir Lenin)
A coach without a neck
(Vladimir Lenin)
He's a coach without a neck
(Vladimir Lenin)
Just a coach without a neck
The team gets no respect
They got a Coach without a neck

Lyrics/Joe Aro
Vocals/Joe & Kj
Parody of EYES WITHOUT A FACE/BILLY IDOL (1984)

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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I had been sitting on Eyes Without A Face for a while waiting for material, but there is no way I ever would have come up with something this good. I was crying when I heard it. this is brilliant!
3091 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Great job with this one, Joe. I'm usually a few days behind on the show so turnarounds are not my specialty. I hadn't heard the story behind this jingle when I recorded it but somehow singing 3 lines of Vladimir Lenin didn't seem at all strange to me. Man, this show!
3100 days ago.
Smaug84 in Milwaukee
So wonderful. Thanks Joey and KJ.
3103 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Hysterical, Joe.
3104 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Now this is really cool! Love the delay at the end of the chorus. Excellent and hilarious use of the BGVs too.
3105 days ago.

Playlists

This jingle is included in the following playlists:

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All of joeythejammer's Jingles	joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
All the TK Jingles of 2016	Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites	Irish Jet in South Bend, IN
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Favorites	ths0127 in Melville, NY
Favorites	Serge in Frederick, MD
Favorites	robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Favorites	Tony Daubert in Shenandoah Junction WV
Kj & Pals	Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota

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