Coach Without A Neck

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A parody of a song by Billy Idol.
A Collaboration by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD & Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 05/04/2016  Released: 05/04/2016  First aired: 05/05/2016

Lyrics

Combination of a No-Neck coach and a crushing Game 4 Playoff Loss. I have a feeling there is more to come on this subject. Thanks to Kj for the backup help, on short notice!!


Game four to the 'Pens
Just one more defeat,
and the season ends...
Back to choking dogs
they do this every year
turn Princes into frogs
What's up Trotz Trotz Trotz?
or are you Burl Ives?
we're fighting for our lives
(Or Vladimir Lenin)
A coach without a neck
(Vladimir Lenin)
He's a coach without a neck
(Vladimir Lenin)
Just a coach without a neck
The team gets no respect
They got a Coach without a neck

Lyrics/Joe Aro
Vocals/Joe & Kj
Parody of EYES WITHOUT A FACE/BILLY IDOL (1984)

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  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    I had been sitting on Eyes Without A Face for a while waiting for material, but there is no way I ever would have come up with something this good. I was crying when I heard it. this is brilliant!
    2971 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Great job with this one, Joe. I'm usually a few days behind on the show so turnarounds are not my specialty. I hadn't heard the story behind this jingle when I recorded it but somehow singing 3 lines of Vladimir Lenin didn't seem at all strange to me. Man, this show!
    2980 days ago.
  • Smaug84 in Milwaukee
    So wonderful. Thanks Joey and KJ.
    2982 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Hysterical, Joe.
    2984 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Now this is really cool! Love the delay at the end of the chorus. Excellent and hilarious use of the BGVs too.
    2984 days ago.

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This jingle is included in the following playlists:

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Favorites Serge in Frederick, MD
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Kj & Pals Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota

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