Lyrics

Sent a fax today, the first one in ten years oh
Had a lot to say, I hope I make the air oh
I must impress and old man with no hair
Mom she’s a prostitute and I am in despair oh

I'll send my emails faxes and notes
I'll send my emails faxes and notes
I hope that Nigel gets my
I hope that Nigel gets my
I hope Porthouser reads my message on the mailbag yeah
message on the mailbag yeah

A week has passed since I faxed my note
I should have emailed right from the start
Only JINGLES keep me together
Jerry can mend your life when Nigel breaks your heart

I'll keep sending emails faxes and notes
but I think their fax machine may be broke
I hope that Nigel gets my
I hope that Nigel gets my
I hope Mr. Tony reads my message on the mailbag yeah
message on the mailbag yeah.....

By Joe Aro
Parody of "MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE" by THE POLICE