Lyrics

Oh Tony, won’t you buy me a new Subaru
I love my children, why don’t you
Well I care about the trees, so don’t go acting like a shrew
So Tony, won’t you buy me a new Subaru

Hey Tone, won’t you buy me a steak at the Palm
I’ve shaved with my Harry's, even put on that balm
If I just got the salad I’d not even have a qualm
Oh Tony, won’t you buy me a steak at the Palm

Tony, won’t give up your place on that bed
'Cause Chessie prefers, just where you lay your head
So show that you love her, and don’t worry if she sheds
Mr. Tony, won’t give up your place on that bed

Everybody Now!
Oh Tony, won’t you buy me a new Subaru
Well I love my children, hey why don’t you
I care bout the trees, so don’t go acting like a shrew
Oh Mr Tony, won’t you buy me a new Subaru........

Lyrics: Neil In Rockville
Vocals: Joe Aro
Parody of "MERCEDES BENZ"