Lyrics

Ever since I turned 70, I haven’t felt very spry
Crashed my caddy in a garage, and I wanted to cry.
But I’m much too old to lease a car, yes, I’m much too old to lease a car.

Thought I’d rub it with water, then waited for it to dry.
No it didn't take out the scratch, so it went bye bye.
But I’m much too old to lease a car, yes, I’m too damn old to lease a car.

Asked me how much my mortgage was, I couldn't tell them a lie
I couldn't get the form to complete, didn’t understand why
Yeah I'm much too to lease a car, yes, I’m much too old to lease a car.

I can just pay them in straight cash, thanks to PTI.
it's ill-advised to lease vehicles, still I chose to comply
I’m much too old to lease a car, yes, I’m way too old to lease a car.