Lyrics

They are losers
Nats are losers....and they're not what they appear to be.
They won about thirty more than they lost
After just 4 games in October they're tossed
Jordan threw a NO NO last week he's their best
after 18 scoreless Matt was still not impressed

They are losers, they choked again for all to see
Nats are losers, they're not what they appear to be
Bryce came of age now the press gathers 'round
Careful what you ask him bro, you might be a clown
Fans can't believe how this offense ran dry
bring in The Orchid, it's too late Nats bye bye
They are losers, could this just be their destiny
Nats are losers, Now the Capitals have good company.....

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of I'M A LOSER by THE BEATLES