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Beating the dead horse that is as dead as a dead horse that died: Talking about how Tony and Mike talk about the rivalry of TK's Nats vs. Wilbon's Cubs. Let's join the conversation.

Robert Szkolnicki keeps the ideas coming!

"Happy Together"

We’re screamin’ me and you, it’s true
We yell about it day and night, about who’s right
Which of our baseball teams will be the one to fight
In the World Series

Y’boy Joe rides a horse, but of course
He sits on Secretariat, they’re one sure bet
Too bad only one team can be, possibly
In the World Series

Your Cubs have choked against everybody no doubt
It’s what they do
My Nats prefer to choke right in their dugout
Pap’s still there, too

I’ve got Bryce and he’s the MVP
No matter where they toss the ball, he sets it free
He’s got a few more years before, a Yank he’ll be
Take them to the Series

I can't see Ted Lerner paying the big dough
To keep him here
In the Bronx he’ll wear the pinstripes we all know
That’s Tony’s fear

Mike yells at you and you at he
No matter who they play each night, it has to be
The other guy’s squad wins for sure, they’re bound to be
Twenty seven Yankees

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