Lyrics

Thanks to KJ for the great vocals and to Jason Fuse for doing his mixing magic. A parody of Kelly Clarkson, "Since U Been Gone."

LYRICS:
In Rio, Ryan Lochte and his friends
Peed on a wall and then they played pretend
Morons, since you’ve been gone

Michael Phelps won the 200 fly
I bet Le Clos would give Nigel a ride
Yeah, yeah, since you’ve been gone

But we didn’t get your take
When we really needed to
And all the Littles had to wait

But since you've been gone
The Orchid’s wilted arm went wrong
And while you played golf, Trump has
Snubbed and knocked
A gold-star hero’s mom
Since you’ve been gone

That Nats closer got cut from the team
Cause he choked more than the MVP
Papelbon, since you’ve been gone

But we didn’t get your take
When we really needed to
Now I think that it’s too late

But since you've been gone
Tell us where Chessie has gnawed
And how many fawns, yeah yeah
Have been spawned
And then dropped on your lawn?
Since you’ve been gone

Podcasting, it’s easy to do it
Cause even Jason and I
Made one so McManus can eat it
Again and again and again and again