Lyrics

His smartphone stays in his Caddy with his 8 Track tapes
An arrangement that he’s fine with
‘cause he knows that he’ll be fired if he goes online

His tweets of rage
would be so crazy they’d put Donald Trump to shame
hostile altercations, regular vacations
in no time

Tony doesn’t Twitter but really what’s the difference when his morning show on radio
is just a bunch of stuff no one wants to know
What he ate for dinner, except without the pictures ‘cause he’s a digital neophyte
Although he’s not on Twitter, like a millennial he figures you care what he did last night

A parody of Train, “Hey Soul Sister"