Lyrics

Listen Ton'
I know that you think
you gotta get cash at the bank
You don't want somebody telling you
The way to pay to fill your tank
You're a old man now
with pockets full of dough
and now you’re telling total strangers
on your show

Tell us about it
Tell us just how much you got
Giving every reason
to ensure that you get robbed

Tell us about it
how you’ve got a thousand bucks
I knew that you were wealthy
not that you wanted to be mugged

Tell us about it
tell us where your wallet’s at
you got to tell us about
tell us now if you hate your cash

A parody of Billy Joel, “Tell Her About It"