Lyrics

I walk in and start running my mouth
Management asks what’s this show even about
Features a lot of singing, for no reason, they can't figure it out
I talk about whatever crosses my mind
Guess where I went to dinner last night
I’m shilling, make a killing, just passing time

If you send me candy
well that’d be just fine
But if you want me to read your name, please send wine

And send it all to me
and I’ll mention you
Send your notes and all your letters
all your jackets, hats and sweaters
asking for more for free
Pretty much all I do
What a charmed life that I am living
Got my own goddess, yeah, I’m winning
Cause I got this all for free
And I get it all from you, oh

A parody of John Legend, "All Of Me"