Lyrics

Show’s great it starts every Labor Day
TK fears bridges, cruises, and aeroplanes
The podcast is still delayed

RG3 was all in, Vessely was ballin’
Obama talked to Chuck Todd, Kj Ohnstad
Littles sendin’ free swag, filling up the mailbag
"Corno curro cabinet," Eat It, McManus!
Joe, Michelle, Jerry, Shad, Patrick, Carroll, Slim & Brad
John, Byron, Hampton, and Ben V

Buy me a grill, Dad! You really left us hanging, Chad
Tony do my book report, Ramatones, old sport
Shanahan’s still getting paid, bocce ball, toast my steak
#themovement, this show stinks, Nigel buys the Goddess drinks
Kevin’s Winter forecast, Werth has the hardest task
snow poison, rock salt, i wanna know who’s sneaky tall
Gruden’s great on Monday night, Jingles on a website
re-architect, verbification, let’s join the conversation

He’s vitriolic and neurotic, He might pick a fight
"As always, do wear white"

It’s the end of the show for the summer
(time to find another show)
It’s the end of the show maybe forever
(the Littles will still miss, Tony, though)
It’s the end of the show for the summer
(Maybe I’ll listen to Morning Joe)
so please don’t die

A parody of R.E.M., “It’s the End of the World (As We Know It)”