Lyrics

Okay, here we go...the dumbest jingle of the year! Woot. I came up with this while working on a different jingle with Luke and Jason. There are easter eggs in the Latin below if you're interested. That's the part I'm singing.


Thank you for coming to this parent–teacher conference
I am glad you’re taking an interest
In Maria’s academic development
She’s an affable girl who I like very much
But she is struggling with her irregular verbs

As an aside, I should let you know I will be sending a letter
About our meeting
To an orange man in our nation’s capital
I am a prominent aspect of an ongoing radio email soap opera
And cultivate material from my job to send to him

Hey, you know who’s sneaky old? No guesses?
Yahweh
Many do not believe He exists
for those that do believe, He resides outside of space and time
neither would apply to the concept of old

Though if the word old applies to anything it must apply to Him
A philosopher might suggest this is a linguistic paradox
Crafted by and for fallible minds
But caveats ruin the rhythm of comedy
I find it best to leave out such equivocations



Salve, amicum occidente
Nam quod in hoc opere
Nec obstat quod in hac lingua canam
Ita spatio usurum putabam
Mittere coded nuntius
Non Jaws semper terminus sursum per a record amoeni?
Quomodo etiam rationem?
Maybe ut glutiam salivam quidam flakka anno altero
Antequam Deligit ludos
Eius testimonium est multo peior quam iustus coniciens accidisse
Cuius loci post multum tempus ut salvos facias nos
ego cum eo et dices bonorum
numisma Ego flipped supinas capita
Antonius paucis questus cogitationem rotulis
CULTUS charta cum Raju facies in ea.
Putatis quod esset optimum?
Velim mihi ignoscas quod terribilis Latine autem sum usura a progressio translator
Non enim abs te adjuvet Chaputzvah
Praesent EGO iustus volo tibi ignotam esse canticum