Lyrics

IT’S TIME FOR MAILBAG
NOBODY PAYS FOR RETAIL SO WHY SHOULD YOU?
BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
BECAUSE WOULDN’T “YOU" BE A PART OF THE “NOBODY” GROUP?
YOU WANT TO SCREAM
AFTER HEARING FIFTEEN MINUTES OF ADVERTISEMENTS
BUT THE SHOW IS FREE
AND YOU WONDER IF IT’S WORTH THE TRADE
IT’S HARD TO SAY

‘CAUSE THIS IS SHILLER, SHILLER TIME
SEVEN DAILY READS THAT EVERYONE HAS MEMORIZED
YOU KNOW IT’S SHILLER, SHILLER TIME
AND SOMEONE’S GOTTA PAY SO TK CAN BLOVIATE

DARKNESS FALLS ACROSS THE LAND
MY WINDOW NATION WINDOWS KEEP THE COOL AIR AT HAND
IN THE KITCHEN STANDING OVER THE SINK
BECAUSE IT’S WHERE I EAT COFFEE ICE CREAM
CALL BETHESDA FLORIST TO PLEASE YOUR SPOUSE
AND, ACTUALLY, THAT ONE IS ON THE HOUSE
BUT SHERRIE’S BERRIES MAKE A DELIGHTFUL TREAT
EVERY MAY JUST RINSE AND REPEAT

NIGEL’S FACE FEELS LIKE A BABY’S BEHIND
SINCE HARRY’S RAZORS HAVE BEEN CONSIGNED
AND HE COULD BE GETTING LUCKY, YET
HE SITS AND WATCHES HIS FAN DUEL LINEUP INSTEAD
EATING BAGEL CITY REMNANTS FROM BREAKFAST TIME
WONDERING IF HE SHOULD START SHELBY MILLER
READING TEXTS ABOUT CILLIZZA FROM MR TONY
A PORTRAIT OF THE SOCIAL LIFE OF THE SHILLER