Mojitos (At Half Price)

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 04/12/2016 Released: 04/12/2016 First aired: 04/14/2016

Lyrics

Old Guy Radio, D List Celebrity appearance fees and half price mojitos night might not be the most meaty jingle fodder, But it was time to get back to it.

The best things in life are free
But Robin Dixon gets a ten grand fee
To plug mojitos (at half price)
At a Cuban restaurant (at half price)
To plug mojitos oh yeah (at half price)
At a Cuban restaurant

Though Mr. Tony charges three grand to grill
I’m still headed out to Burtonsville

I need mojitos (at half price)
That's what I want (at half price)
I need those mojitos oh yeah (at half price)
At half price

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Hilarious and the gang thought so too. Nice one!
3119 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
This definitely makes me laugh a lot. Great performance too.
3124 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Thanks Dylan! And Rob the song started as a dig at celeb appearance fees and wandered into a celebration of 50% off Cuban highball drinks. I can't control it, I only hope to contain it.
3125 days ago.
Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
Amazing combination of lyrics and performance. Laughed a lot as I was driving, which can be dangerous! Great job!
3126 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
the incessant "at half price" just kills me.
3126 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Big laughs!
3127 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Excellent. Way to get back on the quick turnaround horse.
3127 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
General rule Anita: the less you understand about my jingles the better.
3127 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Joe is sneaky good like that. But this was also wonderful. Of course I'm behind in the podcast so will enjoy it even more when I know what the hell you're talking about.
3127 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Damn Joe Aro, I came down the stairs and saw my dog and started signing "Puppy." Funny thing is I actually checked to see if "Money" was done already but I missed the canine version. Oh well.
3128 days ago.

Playlists

This jingle is included in the following playlists:

Playlist	User
All of mrlip's Jingles	mrlip in Springfield, VA
All the TK Jingles of 2016	Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites	DanLTaylor in Columbia, MD
Favorites	mrlip in Springfield, VA
Favorites	Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
favorites 2	aafrank in Fairfax, VA
Jinglepalooza on 4/14/2016	Jerry in Annandale, VA

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