He's Bald, He's On PTI (I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide)

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A parody of a song by ZZ Top.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 06/04/2015  Released: 06/04/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Here's another mailbag-centric effort from one who tends to be a turnaround specialist. I try to cover all bases...

Easing down the road in a Jim Coleman Cadillac
He had Cillizza in the front, Liz and Nigel in the back
He’s reading all your emails, notes and faxes too
He’s schvitzing like an Airedale, drinking Johnny Walker Blue

Cause he’s bald
He’s on PTI
Orange and bald, bald, bald, bald, bald
He’s on PTI

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Cool man, I like it. From the best era of ZZ Top - the 10 years prior to their 80s synth stuff.
    3320 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Good stuff!
    3320 days ago.

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