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Hey kids, listen to him talking
Another creepy tale of celebs that Tony's stalking
He wants to have just lunch with him, or so he says
But when it comes to Tony's crushes he's clearly gone off of the rezzzz

Say
Aaron and Tony have you seen them yet
No cause he's too obsessed
(Instead it's) Sorkin and Verrett
Oh but he's got such a man crush
On Sorkin he's really keen
He thinks he's very cute
Wool-tie and light-toned suit
But Tony's acting like a high school teen
Ssss-Sorkin and Verrett.

Hey kids, harassment's where this borders
Tony's clearly blinded
Sorkin needs restraining orders
Tony will survive, though it may take a little long
But for-now he's jealous of Verrett and
Jeannie thinks it's oh so wrong

Say
Aaron and Tony have you seen them yet
No cause he's too obsessed
(Instead it's) Sorkin and Verrett
Oh but he's got such a man crush
On Sorkin he's really keen
He thinks he's very cute
Wool-tie and light-toned suit
But Tony's acting like a high school teen
Ssss-Sorkin and Verrett

Aaron and Tony have you seen them yet
No cause he's so obsessed
(Instead it's) Sorkin and Verrett
Oh but he's got such a man crush
On Sorkin he's really keen
He thinks he's very cute
Wool-tie and light-toned suit
But Tony's acting like a high school teen
Ssss-Sorkin and Verrett

Sorkin, Sorkin, Sorkin, Sorkin and Verrett