Winning Seems To Be The Hardest Word

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A parody of a song by Elton John.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 11/12/2014  Released: 11/13/2014  First aired: 11/14/2014

Lyrics

From the heart and soul of someone who truly bleeds the burgundy and gold.......

What do they have to do to win this Sunday?
what do they have to do to beat the Bucs?
I guess they'll need to score six touchdowns
'Cause everybody knows this defense sucks
What do we have to do, to fire Jim Haslett?
when the fans in the stands all flip him the bird
what will I say when the season's over
you know winning seems to be the hardest word....
It's sad, so sad...it's a sad sad situation
every year it's getting more absurd
it's sad, so sad....he can't outrun a lineman
I miss RG3, and winning seems to be the hardest word

They're bad, so bad
but don't blame it on Jay Gruden
his quarterbacks are shaken and they're stirred
they're bad, so bad....
why are they always 3-6
yes it seems to me, that winning always is the hardest word
What can they do to grab some glory?
after all of the nonsense that's occurred
what do I do with these free tickets?
what am I gonna do? what am I gonna do?
when winning seems to be the hardest word....................................

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of the Elton John classic

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  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    Fabulous, Joe! And it made the big show to boot! I loved how they were cracking up BEFORE you actually sang the line.
    3637 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Very nice man. Great lyrics and song choice too.
    3644 days ago.