Lyrics

Living on the radio and hosting PTI
He's in the public eye
Crossing bridges makes him sick
and he won't ever fly...

Reading all the scripted ads
He's putting on an act
His windows never crack!
He still can't make it through the snow
in a space age cadillac

Living on the Mailbag
That's what we Littles Do
Here comes a Shad Haiku
He only reads a few...
So write about his vaccinations
His tasty toasted steak creations
His aggravations
There's more than just a few.....


By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
As if Nigel would ever dare to play some RUSH....Still, I just could not resist.