Lyrics

(to the tune of "California Love," by Dr. Dre and Tupac)

Now here's a little story that I'd love to tell,
about a bald, orange geezer that we love so well

He loves showtunes, and he's kind of a boaster,
but please don't ask him to plug in a toaster

We all tune in, 'cuz we love to laugh,
at T.K. in Augusta, tryin' to take a bath

Littles wanna hear their notes, 'cuz they're such a gas,
but "on air" is rare, like a Nic Young pass

He pimps windows and cars and Bagel Citi,
and Nigel's news is often pretty shhhhh......

...Shad's haikus, and Torie's kids' horses,
and Kevin reading news straight laughin' at corpses,

T.K. and the crew, leavin' Littles in stitches,
even though we have to wait a day, sonsofbitches,

980 on your dial, News Channel 8 on your telly,
yo, I guess we can't all be Jerry Negrelli.....

DAGGER!!!!!!!