Lyrics

Mister Tony
I don't really want to know
how your garden grows
or how you hate to fly
or maybe, how you check out license plates
you don't stay up late
It's stuff that we all know
We know that you are scared to die
and Chatter serves bowling alley fries
and how you drive from PTI
and how Mike Wilbon's never surprised
and how you like to end the show
with emails, faxes and some notes
And we don't care about your local weather!!

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of "LIVE FOREVER" by OASIS